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Friday, March 02, 2007

Every which way but LUCE!


Okay, so I try to be professional and also let everyone out there know what I’ve been doing lately. I hesitated giving you all the link to my website because I’m nervous and don’t want you all to laugh. All of my insecurities laid out on the table and what does my cousin do?? *She* (that narrows it down to 3 cousins) takes those insecurities and *squish*, just like grape (I knew I'd be able to throw a Mr. Miyagi quote in sooner or later) . I hate to call attention to her juvenile ways since 1. she’s older than me (notice I didn’t include wiser, doh!) 2. there will be copycat offenders out there 3. Those copycat offenders will most likely come from the same side of the family because they *love* me that much.

Instead, however, I am going to take the high road and address my cousin’s question she sent through on my work website in this public forum:

No Carie, you cannot get pregnant just from sitting on a toilet seat.

No charge, but thanks for the chuckle I had this morning. If you are still not convinced, here are my top 3 favorite answers I found on the web.....

1. Only if you leave the seat up.
2. Only on Tuesdays, in Canada, in the afternoon with the sun setting and the wind blowing from the north, otherwise it would be nearly impossible.
3. Can you define "toilet seat"? Perhaps you have been misled, as to what is a toilet seat. See image above. If it doesn't look like that, it's a penis.



2 Comments:

Carie said...

Woo-hoo!! I made it into a blog entry! That was my plan! You know I love you honey, otherwise I wouldn't give you such a hard time! I am so proud of what you are doing and I hope my childish antics don't discourage what you are setting out to do! I am behind you 100%! Congrats red!

2:15 AM  
willandtracy said...

Oh they used to bother that little girl with a little curl right in the middle of her forehead, but not anymore. LOVE YOU!!!

2:20 PM  

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