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Yesterday I took my friend Mary out for birthday lunch at Vedas Indian Cuisine. It was great. And of course after that we had to go and get our massage. The shop right next door to the massage place had this sign up. It was very thought provoking and so I thought I would share so you all could ponder it as well. There are signs like this all over Shanghai that remind me of my favorite C&C Music Factory tune "things that make you go hmmmmm."
So back to our massage... We tried another place - AromaGarden - obviously specializing in aromatherapy. The owner is a lovely Chinese woman named Scarlett (one of my favorite all time characters for all you GWTW buffs). Anyway, she gave us about a 20-30 minute talk on aromatherapy, told us about uterine cleaning and intestinal cleaning and breast massage - you know - to make sure things stay lifted and separated. All sounded very interesting, but we decided to play it safe and get your basic swedish massage with a scent of our choosing. I really liked it - and may have to go back with Will - he would think it was awesome and give him a chance to see the other sign in person so he can meditate on that and maybe give us all the answer.
6 Comments:
What!? All those exotic choices and you go with the plain boooring swedish massage. C'mon, now, this is why you're in a foreign country to begin with! And...nobody has to know........
dude - I'm going to clean out my intestines - don't worry - they probably need a little help these days. We should have a membership to the place by then so when you come visit you can have one too!
....and how do you know you don't know or do you?
What exactly is a uterine cleansing massage???!!!
kim
ps Have you ever seen a Chinese woman with droopy boobs?? I don't think so. Now we know their secret!
You think I"m kidding with this breast massage - I've seen several spas offer it... I'll send you a detailed description just for you Kimmie - will that entice you to come visit me??? Hmmmm..
What the hell is utering cleaning???!!!
Karen
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